Mai jos aveti o colectie cu unele dintre cele mai tari recenzii facute de BB (foto: pagina de Facebook), cu toate ca nu le-am inclus pe cele tacute: amutesc uitandu-se la Milli Vanilli, adorm in mijlocul videoclipului Skid Row “Monkey Bussines” sau pe cea in care sugereaza ca Axl Rose nu mai canta cu Slash pentru ca nu l-a mai lasat sa poarte fuste. Nu sunt inca pregatita sa vorbesc de Axl.
Favorita mea all time:
1. Crowbar – “This music is slow and fat. This is the kind of music you have on a workout tape if you’re skinny, and you wanna get fat”.
2. Metallica – “One band. So much hair!”
Cand vine vorba de Metallica, au un joc “love/hate”: “This one sucks but it get cool later” (despre “One”).
3. Black Sabbath – “Hey, Butt-head. Are these guys from Seattle? Butt-head: No, assmunch. They’re American”
Si o lectie de istorie muzicala: “Hey, Butt-head, Ozzy bit off the head of a cow once”.
4. Cinderella – “These guys probably, like, went to Super Cuts and said: “Could you just, like, make it more poofy?”
5. Lemmy Rules!
“How come Lemmy has those two big coco puffs stuck to his cheek hehehe
Cuz it looks cool
Oh yeah hehe, I forgot hehehe”.
6. Pantera – “Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm! Get me another one!”
“Pantera” este in acest caz, Phil Anselmo de fapt si il pun la colt de fiecare data cand au ocazia: ”You treat your stepmother with respect Pantera, or you’ll be sleeping in the streets”.
“Hey Butthead, does this Pantera guy ever relax?”
7. Stone Temple Pilots – genial dialogul, cu ironiile de rigoare despre vremea cand toata lumea voia sa fie ca Eddie Vedder
“Beavis: Is this Pearl Jam?
Butt-head: Yeah! Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red.
Beavis: Wait a minute, this isn’t Pearl Jam!
Butt-head: Yeah! It’s good to see you thinking, Beavis. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
Beavis: No way. Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
Butt-head: They both make faces like that John Belushi dude.
Beavis: Yeah. And he’s dead”.
8. Bon Jovi – “Is that Bridget Fonda?”
Lui Beavis ii place Bon Jovi, cu toate ca nu recunoaste asta in fata lui Butt Head: “Remember when these guys were cool? No.”
Daca inlocuiesc Bon Jovi cu Nickelback, au multe episoade noi.
9. Marilyn Mason – “No shirt, no shoes, NO DICE!”
10. Green Day – “I heard you’re not supposed to call them retarded”
“Butt-Head: This looks like that movie, One Flew In the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Beavis: Oh yeah, where they got those guys from Taxi, only they’re retarded.
Butt-head: Uhh, you know, I heard you’re not supposed to call them retarded. You’re supposed to call them…uhh, mentally superior or something”.
11. David Lee Roth – “Right now, David is trying to convince some chick that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen”.
12. Kiss – “You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes”
13. Frank Sinatra & Bono – “Yeah. My name’s Boner. My name’s Boner’s dad”.
Butt-head: “Boner” is pretty cool sometimes.
Beavis: That’s because he has a cool name.
14. Ozzy – “That’s him in the Members Only jacket”
Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne – “Ozzy shouldn’t have done this. Uh, maybe this is Meatloaf”.
15. Danzig – “Mother”
“Beavis: Hey Butt-head, doesn’t this song have another video?
Butt-head: Yeah, this song is so good they had to do it twice”.
16. Def Leppard – “Spinal Tap really sucks lately. Yeah. They have all new guys”
Pentru cine nu stie Spinal Tap, aveti aici mai multe amanunte.
17. Billy Idol, urmarind clipul de la “Dancing with Myself” – “This was before the music revolution”
“Beavis: This guy does everything by himself.
Butt-head: Hey! I detect masturbatory overtones”.
18. INXS – “Is this, like, Satanic music? Beavis: No way, dude, it’s not cool enough”.
19. Iron Maiden – Now we’re getting somewhere!
Butt-head: It’s like, you can say what you want about Maiden, but when it comes to making videos, they don’t screw around.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did unplug, I bet they’d still have explosions. Yeah! And chicks!
Butt-head: Yeah, they’d be, like, “We’re not gonna unplug the explosion machine, dude. That’s what got us here.”
20. Korn – “This looks like it might rock”.
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